Noah was a drunk.

Abraham was to old

Isaac was a day dreamer

Jacob was a lire

Joseph was abused

Moses had a stuttering problem

Gideon was afraid

Samson had long hair

Rehab was a prostitute

Jeremiah and Timothy were to young

David had an affair and was a murder

Elijah was suicidal

Isaiah preached naked

Jonah ran from God

Nyomi was a widow

Job was bankrupt

John the Baptist ate bugs

Peter denied Christ

The Disciples fell asleep while praying *

Martha was worried about everything

Zacarias was to small

Paul was to religious

Timothy had an ulcer

and Lazars was dead!